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About Me Member Deviously Deviant twopatchpirateFemale/New Zealand Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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my monkey chasing amigo

Sat May 14, 2005, 1:13 AM
dear diary/journal,

Because this is my very first entry i think i should write about my monkey chasing amigo. kylie is my monkey chasing amigo and she is very mean to me. kylie stole my fejoa and my biscuit and these are two things i will never forgive her for. the fejoa was stolen right off my spoon and it was my property from my very own fejoa tree. i still cry about the loss of my fejoa. she stole my biscuit off me when i spat it at her and then she used her magical powers to make the plastic bags fly away. sometimes i say really really intelligent things like "articles of clothing" and from some reason kylie finds it funny to laugh at me for saying it. i don't know why she laughs but i think its because shes jealous i said it first. one time when she was at my house she jammed my finger in the door and now its crooked. kylie likes gavin.

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:iconoblique-insouciant:
I finally got around to actually listening to I'm wide awake it's morning... and oh my fucking god it's so incredibly good. Conor is a genius... that is all I have to say.
:icontwopatchpirate:
Suddenly it all makes sense
:iconmysticbeauty:
oh no wait, cocksy walking down the corridor the other day was actually a pink smudge. i take it bak, that day has come.
:iconoblique-insouciant:
The smudges are people? That explains why they talk to me.
:icontwopatchpirate:
Yeah my blind father is the perfect person to ask. And you've always been a smudge to me.
:iconmysticbeauty:
hello my nearly almost, but not quite there, blind companion...i'm so glad you can now see things through my eyes lol... very soon you will be like me and feenies, walking down the street saying 'describe that object over there', hopefully u'll b saying it to someone whos not all like 'your asking me?!'....its like the blind leading the blind with us, people are mere smudges lol, no im over exaggerating...but one day i swear its going to be just like that. some day soon....
:icontwopatchpirate:
btw the thing about your talent was sarcastic. ya know just incase you didn't understand.
:iconmysticbeauty:
and how would you know?..but then again not everyone can live up to your talent.
stop ruining laurens page, or we will come do it to yours.
:iconsomewhere-i-belong:
no, its just that i thought it was stupid becuz i wasnt sure if u had enough talent to post something

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